Wesley is a licensed therapist with the Kentucky State Board of Psychology. He is also a crisis counsellor, a mental explorer, a mind-programmer. For years, he has helped thousands of patients unlock their full potential and master every single element of their bodies and mind. More importantly, he teaches people to investigate. Investigate the universe. The galaxy. The world! Yourself! And others! Especially the others! And in ascending order of importance! Or is it descending? Whatever, Wesley is here to help you to investigate. He legally guarantees that he is 100% capable of curing your mental illness with the power of his program. All you need to do is call in, provide you his mind, and Wesley will set your sights on that 'next next level.' Social Anxiety? Bipolar I? II? Schizo? MPD? He. Will. Cure. It. Personally. A legal licensed mental health practitioner- certified in any State that matters.

Wesley is not actually licensed in any way, shape, or form for mental health counselling. Every State has sent him cease and desist letters. But he refuses. For the last several years Wesley Fhtagneer has been working at KTRK (Kentucky Talk Radio, Knox county) after graduating with a degree in practical film studies. The network has allowed him to run a small talk show between midnight and three in the morning named 'Midnight in the Holler: Investigations with Weston Tanner.' (The network would not use his real name.) He has obtained hundreds of thousands of nightly viewers (He averages around one hundred and fifty viewers. 150.) and has had millions in donations (thirty thousand dollars over three years. $30,000) in order to obtain 'The Compound.' A Facility in which all fellow investigators may join together under Wesley to find true enlightenment and seek the answers to the ultimate investigation.

Now Wesley has risen out from the crowd in order to let others know that their attempts at survival are sorely lacking key component's of Wesley's multi-step investigation techniques, so that people may be placed on the proper path. Now that path may involve staring at yourself in the mirror while jacking off furiously for the seventh time in a row inside The Mall bathroom. It may involve screaming at every material mimicking monster (Mannequins) in order to assert your soul-filled dominance over their leering eyeless bodies. If your girlfriend is a body pillow, Wesley will suggest you kill her via defenestration off of the roof top. Now Wesley is working to set up his television show once again. Just with a new set for the Program. Namaste, everyone. My name is Wesley Fhtagneer. Host of Investigations with Weston Tanner. And I am your Host, Wesley Fhtagneer.