Uhhh, guys? Hello? Did y'all leave without me?!

Hoooooooow can you seeeee into my eeyyyyes, like open doooooors

Lí kāi mā ma de huái bào Xìng fú nǎ lǐ zhǎo?

Four down, two to go.

Tha fuck's goin' on?

that is not what I had in mind, Leticia 😠 you're uninvited 😠

Zzz Zzz

Wine is in the cupboard, liquor in the fridge

Zzz Zzz

🥳 Party at Delta 🎉✨✨

Penny and Ishida are asleep so EVERYONE is invited (except the colonel) (we'll make zombies work somehow) 🧟🧟‍♀️

bring alcohol and food (we're literally starving haha) (no really, we actually are, please, I'm hungry)

We believe in freedom, justice security But they're only pure if it is applied universally So certainly if I rage against the machine My aim was only to clean the germs out of the circuitry.

Money burns. Everybody turns. Kentucky Style survival that's how everybody learns. Murdering car racer? Making a heat tracer? Not for this life, not for the next, murdering pussy chaser. Affections are reckless, till they become infectious, running from the assault, we're hopping between the sections. Patented patient, familiar sensation, parental gratification makes the colonel impatient.

Bad Government? Vote Kill them.

You won't give money to bums, on the corner begging, bleeding from their gums. Talking about "I don't support crack heads." What do you think you supported with your taxes? The government is the addict, with their billion-dollar-a-month-kill-all-people-habit. At the end of the year, add up what the IRS subtracted- three months out of the year, you funded this apocalyptic madness- man, that's sadness.

"What is research but a blind date with knowledge?" - Will Harvey

Who are you?

Way to make Rod's death so touching. I cried. Wish someone said something special at my grave.

Owie, that hurt! 💦🦝💦

sobs in furry

You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, 'You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella.'

• RIP Ray Liotta, May 26, 2022

Let me see you stripped down to the bone. Let me see you make decisions without your television. Let me hear you speaking just for me.

• RIP Andy Fletcher of Depeche Mode, May 26, 2022

You and me could save, release, the stars, will shine, they fall, our lives, you, and me... we bring the system down.

Ye ye preach it yo, bein ded iz da sheeeit. Rum iz da shit!!1 I like it when a broad's a lil smelly, gimme dat lil sniff sniff of da stank booty musk

Bit o' booze on the operatin' table never killed anyone! Come on now, Angie-baingie, ain't so bad to be dead.

Look! A never-endin' amoun' of PBRs and beef jerky. Jus' like tha'. Ain't gotta be jealous of the livin'. They gotta be jealous o' us!

You think you don't smell. Because you're fucking drunk. You stink of booze and malpractice!

"Hennigan's. That's right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch." Kramer - "Seinfeld" Season 3 Episode 12 - 1991

What's your brand?

Or a good ol' bottle o' rum! hicks

There's also therapy.

We can cure physical diseases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love.

When history witnesses a great change, Raijin reveals itself: First, as a Dark Demon. As a Demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then dies. Then, after a period of slumber, Raijin returns- as a great hero.

💤👩🏻👩‍⚕️💃🍽🥰🍷👱‍♂️👶👩💤

Be running up that road, Be running up that hill, Be running up that building.

“Healing may not be so much about getting better, as about letting go of everything that isn’t you – all of the expectations, all of the beliefs – and becoming who you are.”

💤🤠🌲🧟😱🗡😤👏💃😁😎💤

There are seven emotions: joy, anger, anxiety, adoration, grief, fear, and hate, and if a person does not give way to these, they can be called patient.

I missed you so much, honey. Let's go home.

"Healing yourself is connected with healing others."

💤😴🤤🥴😵‍💫🥴🤤😴💤

PERHAPS WHAT YOU COULD USE INSTEAD IS A NICE REFRESHING CUP OF CLASSICAL LITRATURE, MR BARNES! I PERSONALLY RECOMMEND READING THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO.

g̜̣ͩͫ͆͞ͅͅį̯͇̘̱͓͘͡v̢̡̭̬̯̮̓́è̡̯̣̣͗ͤ̍ m̢̱̮̤ͨͥ͜͞è̱̹̩̰ͦ͛ͅ b̯̮̠͓͕ͥ͐̓e̞̠̙̺̒͐͐͢ě̵̡̫̟̘̖̗r̗̲̈̐̈̒͆͝ ṕ̴̳̥̬̲̐͢l̩̯̰͓̐͐ͭ͠ę̷̢̹̺̟̄̔a̧̢̫̬̎ͣ͂͛s̻͚̹̙̯ͤͦ̽e̢̥̙͊̅̊͢͜

HELLO GHOST ARE YOU INTERESTED IN JOINING THE BOOK CLUB?

Ā̴͔̐n̵̲̫͙̿̇̊̎̊̈́g̶̺̩̲͍͐͆̈́̈͑e̷̡̘̣͑͊̈́͛l̷̘͆̀a̶̘̞͕͚̘̲̟͂́̋̕,̸̱̈́̎̑͋̕ ̸̫̹̞̥͋̑̽͒d̴͔̙̳̈̒̔͑̚͘ȍ̶̝̤͕̝͉̀͠ ̴̗͖̠̙̓̒͒̈́͝ỵ̶̛̤̩̳̰̩̅̿͝ő̵̤̪̝̣͇̩̮ū̴̱͙̇ ̴̠̉͐ś̶̪̠͈͇͎͑͂́̌͆e̴̼͌̽̍̍͘e̴̘̰̓̆͘͠ ̵̥͖̘̐̔ͅt̸̛̤̻̳̮̮̯̔̅̆͂̈́̀h̵̔̌͛̆͂͗͜e̵̡̠͎̫̺̩̳͊̒͛̊̓ ̸̠̺͐̀̊̿̆d̵̲̠͌̚ͅỏ̶̪̰͓̖͎̓͝ǫ̸̡̭̪͈̦̽̌̿r̵̞̩̰̋̍͆͜?̸̠̖̟̺͊̔͐̚

Captain, Operation Jericho is greenlit, prepare your men and equipment.

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Looking for ghosts and other supernatural beings (happy halloween 🎃)

LET ANY FISH WHO MEETS MY GAZE LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF FEAR, FOR I AM THE HARBINGER OF DEATH. THE BANE OF CREATURES SUBAQUEOUS. MY LINE IS TRUE AND UNWAVERING AS I CAST INTO THE AQUATIC ABYSS. A MAN, SCORNED BY THIS UNCARING EARTH, SHALL FIND SOLACE IN THE SEA. MY ONLY FRIEND, THE WORM UPON MY HOOK, WRIGGLING, WRITHING, STRUGGLING TO SURMOUNT THE MORTAL POINTLESSNESS TAHAT PERMEATS THIS BARREN WORLD. I AM ALONE. I AM EMPTY. AND YET. I fish.

Here's a shovel, there's the ground. Dig a hole, fill it up.

Should you catch a hand; Take it with great reverence- And then throw it back.

'E's out dere! Da Big One! And I'm gonna catch it!

Black, Red, Purple, I got outfits in all colors. Stop on by, at Big Ray's one stop shop. Wedding? Funeral? Birthday? Big Ray got you for any day.

BLACK IS A LAME COLOR RED IS WHERE ITS AT YOU CAN NEVER BE BLOOD COVERED IF YOU COVER YOURSELF IN BLOOD FIRST!

... why is everyone wearing black, was there a dress code?

Thank you for your inclusiveness, John

LITRATURE IS OPEN TO ALL WALKS OF LIFE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: -HUMANS -GHOULS -GHOSTS -THE BRITISH -SKINWALKERS -IQUATHA

STOP. INVITING. SPIRITS.

Thanks Barry. I motion we name the book club "The Barry Barnes Foundation". Friendly ghosts are invited too

I would like to recommend my favorite reading piece: The Mayfair Magazine. It sports a British flaire, high class, makes a challenging content, and engages a man's intellect. It's good for any occasion, such as sittin' on a toilet, drinking a PBR, or even casually pickin' your bottom.

John also seems to be a candidate for our book club

THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK AND READING A NICE AND RELAXING BOOK

ITS THE FUCKING BEST I LOVE IT

Yo yo yo it's all in da game, brotha'.

I FUCKING LOVE READING!

ITS THE BEST!

Everyone who wanted to leave was dead.

I thought you were gonna rescue survivors. I guess stuff doesn't quite work as advertised.

I thought you were going to go to heaven?

Ooof, is it hot in here or what? I'm burning up! Hope you morons figured out the formula...

STILL WTB 1989 Porsche 911. Willing to trade Corvette + Impala SS + P r e c i o u s metals and will throw in premium gasoline.

Enjoy my remaining 23 gold bars then

Should have packed it with you. Like a modern Kelly's Heroes.

Hey wtf I ain't your wife

WTB 1989 Porsche 911. Will trade Corvette + Impala SS. Willing to throw in a bar of my waifu's gold. P.S: Please do not tell my Waifu about this ad.

😎

That is quite the oddly fresh body I've located

Praise be to our lord!

two cold ones and a bag of chips on the bar for you

i need a beer.

Just don't die next time?

shut up burt u let me die

I'm am an winrar.

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy